Jipboncip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful raccoon.

Jipboncip created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jipboncip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jipboncip, it will be very unhappy.

Jipboncip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jipboncip's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not take Jipboncip's name in vain.

4. Run away if seven birds approach from the west.

5. Do not wear dresses marked with indigo.