Govjamnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered walrus.

Govjamnurl created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govjamnurl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Govjamnurl, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Govjamnurl's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Govjamnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with cyan.

3. Always store onions above ground.

4. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

5. Always look after injured rats.