Wanlidtip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid turtle.

Wanlidtip created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Wanlidtip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wanlidtip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wanlidtip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wanlidtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.

3. Do not place melons upon stone.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.