Yikzanflow is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable penguin.

Yikzanflow created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikzanflow, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yikzanflow, he will strike you with lightening.

Yikzanflow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yikzanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. You must love Yikzanflow.

4. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

5. Do not sing in public.