Fubtettitif Gatlablad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent frog.

Fubtettitif Gatlablad created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubtettitif Gatlablad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fubtettitif Gatlablad, it will turn you into a snail.

Fubtettitif Gatlablad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fubtettitif Gatlablad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

5. Never paint your arms orange.