Quagdodpag Rigjadbarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful octopus.

Quagdodpag Rigjadbarn created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdodpag Rigjadbarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagdodpag Rigjadbarn, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quagdodpag Rigjadbarn's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quagdodpag Rigjadbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Do not wear hats marked with fawn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.