Fodtailsat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise cat.

Fodtailsat created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodtailsat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fodtailsat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fodtailsat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fodtailsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing cyan shorts and balancing six gold spheres on your face.

4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

5. Fodtailsat must be the most important thing in your life.