Bastjandittit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, narcissistic wolf.

Bastjandittit created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastjandittit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastjandittit, it will remove you from existence.

Bastjandittit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bastjandittit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shirts on sacred days.

2. Do not prepare melons while wearing hats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.