Gepwitlarn Ziggarbogkap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able chinchilla.

Gepwitlarn Ziggarbogkap created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gepwitlarn Ziggarbogkap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepwitlarn Ziggarbogkap, she will destroy your home planet.

Gepwitlarn Ziggarbogkap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gepwitlarn Ziggarbogkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

2. Never feed rice to aardvarks while wearing kilts.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.