Fliglenkom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, impressive dog.

Fliglenkom created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliglenkom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fliglenkom, it will turn you into a goat.

Fliglenkom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fliglenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.