Stiknankad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish giraffe.

Stiknankad created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiknankad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stiknankad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stiknankad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Stiknankad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ducks approach from the west.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Stiknankad on top of all buildings.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.