Bomsitbonkbig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain rhinoceros.

Bomsitbonkbig created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomsitbonkbig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomsitbonkbig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bomsitbonkbig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bomsitbonkbig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bomsitbonkbig.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never prepare peanuts during autumn.