Armkipkom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced toad.

Armkipkom created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armkipkom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armkipkom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Armkipkom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Armkipkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.