Abcetflisboss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident fish.

Abcetflisboss created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Abcetflisboss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abcetflisboss, it will turn you into a hamster.

Abcetflisboss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Abcetflisboss' Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Abcetflisboss' name in vain.

3. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

4. Never proclaim while facing west.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.