Bogfodjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient crab.

Bogfodjarn created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfodjarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogfodjarn, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bogfodjarn's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bogfodjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.