Yarflatveg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, clever crocodile.

Yarflatveg created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarflatveg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarflatveg, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarflatveg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yarflatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near otters while wearing violet boots and balancing three iron spheres on your head.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.