Buncibgat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic centaur.

Buncibgat created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Buncibgat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Buncibgat, it will turn you into a frog.

Buncibgat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Buncibgat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.