Bastpidrak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish clam.

Bastpidrak created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastpidrak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bastpidrak, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bastpidrak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bastpidrak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing shirts.

4. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.