Vinyartdobgig Bassmaphas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-assured hare.

Vinyartdobgig Bassmaphas created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinyartdobgig Bassmaphas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vinyartdobgig Bassmaphas, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vinyartdobgig Bassmaphas' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vinyartdobgig Bassmaphas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vinyartdobgig Bassmaphas eight times a day.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.