Dosspandoss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing goose.

Dosspandoss created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosspandoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dosspandoss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dosspandoss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dosspandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dosspandoss.

4. Never paint your face indigo.

5. Never sprint in holy places.