Fobbissgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast dog.

Fobbissgeb created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbissgeb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobbissgeb, she will curse you with boils.

Fobbissgeb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fobbissgeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fobbissgeb seven times a day.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never cross rivers at dusk.