Xuckxuckrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, irritating shark.

Xuckxuckrag created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckxuckrag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xuckxuckrag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Xuckxuckrag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xuckxuckrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never adorn your face with blue markings.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.