Dadkemcepcep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wolf.

Dadkemcepcep created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadkemcepcep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadkemcepcep, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dadkemcepcep's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dadkemcepcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Never paint your arms brown.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.