Tigdotgub is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil armadillo.

Tigdotgub created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdotgub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigdotgub, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tigdotgub's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tigdotgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.