Fabvigmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humane wasp.

Fabvigmin created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvigmin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabvigmin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fabvigmin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fabvigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Hide if five doves approach from the west.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabvigmin.