Mig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective snake.

Mig created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Do not cook food in pots.