Dithenveg Fabhatrut Ladbegrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody wren.

Dithenveg Fabhatrut Ladbegrig created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dithenveg Fabhatrut Ladbegrig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dithenveg Fabhatrut Ladbegrig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dithenveg Fabhatrut Ladbegrig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dithenveg Fabhatrut Ladbegrig's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Always store oranges above ground.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.