Dibpop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, conceited bird.

Dibpop created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibpop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dibpop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dibpop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dibpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dibpop's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

5. Dibpop loves badgers, so they must be respected.