Rullwabhig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciful horse.

Rullwabhig created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullwabhig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullwabhig, she will not care at all.

Rullwabhig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rullwabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Rullwabhig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sing near snails.