Govdinmip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, blissful deer.

Govdinmip created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdinmip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Govdinmip, it will turn you into a plant.

Govdinmip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Govdinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head green.

2. Never whisper while facing east.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Do not cook food in pots.