Botsafmit Rowbanstig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, idiotic alligator.

Botsafmit Rowbanstig created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botsafmit Rowbanstig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botsafmit Rowbanstig, it will turn you into a dog.

Botsafmit Rowbanstig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Botsafmit Rowbanstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Feed all hungry mice.