Hudlincub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring elephant.

Hudlincub created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudlincub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudlincub, it will remove you from existence.

Hudlincub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hudlincub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Hudlincub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never gather five seals in one place.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Never bounce in spring.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.