Stanrapquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud armadillo.

Stanrapquill created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Stanrapquill, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stanrapquill, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stanrapquill's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stanrapquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after mice.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing boots.

4. Run away if six manatees approach from the north.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.