Wegfotlip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful goat.

Wegfotlip created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegfotlip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wegfotlip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wegfotlip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wegfotlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing black rings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your feet.

5. Never wear brown ear rings.