Wantailzag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful wombat.

Wantailzag created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wantailzag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wantailzag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wantailzag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wantailzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never gather five hamsters in one place.