Cuddunflisfat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise frog.

Cuddunflisfat created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuddunflisfat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cuddunflisfat, she will torture you forever.

Cuddunflisfat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cuddunflisfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cuddunflisfat on top of all buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not name children after snakes.