Bopgadbarn Karcipcad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient lion.

Bopgadbarn Karcipcad created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bopgadbarn Karcipcad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bopgadbarn Karcipcad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bopgadbarn Karcipcad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bopgadbarn Karcipcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing hats.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.