Budwankin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain wren.

Budwankin created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Budwankin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Budwankin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Budwankin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Budwankin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Never eat corn on holy days.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.