Mapmabcid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing rat.

Mapmabcid created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapmabcid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mapmabcid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mapmabcid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mapmabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never stain your arms with brown.

3. Never sprint in spring.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not travel during summer.