Bugmiltab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing bat.

Bugmiltab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmiltab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bugmiltab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bugmiltab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bugmiltab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Always obey Bugmiltab's priests.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Retreat if seven voles approach from the north.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.