Ranfob is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying dove.

Ranfob created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranfob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranfob, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ranfob's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ranfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with monkeys.

2. Do not record names concerning stars.

3. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

4. Never wear black skirts on sacred days.

5. You must love Ranfob.