Arnbutnarortmegfenfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, overgenerous clam.

Arnbutnarortmegfenfag created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbutnarortmegfenfag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnbutnarortmegfenfag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arnbutnarortmegfenfag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Arnbutnarortmegfenfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing mauve corsets and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.