Sistanhub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring raven.

Sistanhub created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sistanhub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sistanhub, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sistanhub's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sistanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Never paint your head brown.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.