Babgampag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Babgampag created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babgampag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babgampag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Babgampag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Babgampag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet stockings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Do not prepare beans while filled with fear.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.