Quimlop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable grasshopper.

Quimlop created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimlop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimlop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quimlop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Quimlop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Quimlop loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Quimlop seven times a day.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Do not cook food in pots.