Rutrowtunnan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable bee.

Rutrowtunnan created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutrowtunnan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rutrowtunnan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rutrowtunnan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rutrowtunnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing blue trousers and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.