Fabingfum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy dolphin.

Fabingfum created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabingfum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fabingfum, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fabingfum's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fabingfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with oil.

2. Do not prepare garlic while filled with anger.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.