Fenzoggupvighugtonkrow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable centipede.

Fenzoggupvighugtonkrow created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenzoggupvighugtonkrow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenzoggupvighugtonkrow, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fenzoggupvighugtonkrow's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fenzoggupvighugtonkrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.