Lopcadhad is a god.
He takes the form of a small, conceited
otter.
Lopcadhad created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Lopcadhad, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Lopcadhad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Lopcadhad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Lopcadhad's Holy Commandments1. Never approach mountains carrying clay.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Lopcadhad.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never wear hats.