Jonjenjat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving jellyfish.

Jonjenjat created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jonjenjat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jonjenjat, he will torture you forever.

Jonjenjat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jonjenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must love Jonjenjat.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Feed all hungry seals.