Pithonhatnurtbug is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak hippopotamus.

Pithonhatnurtbug created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pithonhatnurtbug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pithonhatnurtbug, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pithonhatnurtbug's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pithonhatnurtbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.