Miftunmad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective chicken.

Miftunmad created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miftunmad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miftunmad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Miftunmad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Miftunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Worship no other gods but Miftunmad.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.